Tried to cast a chess set out of zinc.  figured since Andy from Shawshank could do it in 26 years i could do it in 1 day.  Wife got angry for many reasons.  

1.  Used bbq for melting metal.

2.  spilled molten zinc on the patio

3.  safety flip flops are not a real things.  

4.  chess pieces look like something mc escher woulda dreampt after being tortured by H.R. Giger.

Made a bug out of silverware. Wife got mad...
she had to eat soup with her  fingers

Local pub had an adult pine wood derby.

Wife got mad cause I didnt win.  ;)

Lost my wedding ring.

Made a new one out of a quarter.
shh...wife doesn't know yet.

Preserved flowers in plastic

This was my goal...my cactus flower.
we shall never speak of this again
I still cry when i think how horrible it turned out

xmas gift for a friend.
so shoulda filled it with 30 pieces of silver

Little red devil duck!

Built a wooden model plane.
Hated it.
Went and bought another kit and a coping saw.
Used both kits to make Don Karnage's plane.

TAILSPIN!

Yard was infested with peacocks.
Tried to keep them away with blair witch